Just in case the conversation at your family’s Thanksgiving becomes less than appetizing, here are some farm-related jokes to unite your family in some laughs… corny as they may be!

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

How do you communicate with a pig?
Use swine language

What did the horse say when he tripped and fell down?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!

How does the farmer count his cattle?
…with a cow-culator

Why did the chickens get in trouble in school?
They were using fowl language

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

How did the cow make extra money?
By MOO—nlighting at another farm.

Why were the chickens so tired?
They were working around the cluck.

What do you give a pig that has a cold?
Trough syrup.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.

Why did the bull always owe so much money?
Because he always charged.

How do turkeys travel across the ocean?
By gravy goat